1. blogwell:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 
Check out the full article here! 

    blogwell:

    brylow:

    how the bi-bros get fit quick

    GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 

    Check out the full article here! 

    (via collegehumor)

    19 hours ago  /  51,208 notes  /  Source: brylow

  2. jetstream-tormod:

    corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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  3. baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

    baiosbootybutt:

    Very insightful, thank you

    (via guy)

    19 hours ago  /  162,867 notes  /  Source: therealsteveharvey

  4. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

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  5. carriesfirstperiod:

    going back to school after break like

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  6. codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

    codeine-land:

    my dealer is gonna kill me

    (via guy)

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  7. Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.
    – Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

    (via guy)

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  8. disowns:

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    when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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  12. 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

    Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

    Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

    Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

    1 day ago  /  93,180 notes  /  Source: il-tenore-regina

  13. penguintim:

    "America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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  14. fictitiousdishes:

In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines
 Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
.In two straight lines they broke their breadAnd brushed their teeth and went to bed…―from Madeline,1939  Text and Illustrations by Ludwig Bemelmans

    fictitiousdishes:

    In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines

    Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
.
    In two straight lines they broke their bread
    And brushed their teeth and went to bed…

    ―from Madeline,1939 
     Text and Illustrations by Ludwig Bemelmans

    (via m3owllory)

    1 day ago  /  58 notes  /  Source: fictitiousdishes

  15. gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

    (via pulseofawhiteteethteen)

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