1. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via thedailylaughs)

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  3. tastefullyoffensive:

There’s something on the right that has everyone worried that the firefly isn’t noticing. [x]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    There’s something on the right that has everyone worried that the firefly isn’t noticing. [x]

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  7. thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

    thatweirdcanadian:

    myocardiac:

    i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

    solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

    if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

    (via guy)

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  11. 0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

    0piumx:

    Oops silly potatoe

    (via thedailylaughs)

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  12. dylanthescientist:

    princetanaka:

    just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

    (cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

    (via beyondrepentance-)

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  13. ihaveacleverfandomurl:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    egg

    OMG THIS ^^

    WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

    THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

    thank you science side of tumblr

    [supernatural gif]

    I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

    ♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

    why does the link lead to that

    (via guy)

    1 day ago  /  270,371 notes  /  Source: shinji-tho

  14. baby: d... d... d...

    father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

    baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

    baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

    1 day ago  /  92,979 notes  /  Source: im-not-o-fuckin-k

  15. Baby: p-p-p

    Mom: Papa?????

    Baby: please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end

    1 day ago  /  4,056 notes  /  Source: isthisgospel